Just over two weeks ago, I sat quietly in the backyard and said goodbye to an old friend. It was, for the most part, a happy goodbye even if it has been difficult to continue to function without the friend in my life.
Since that time, I've made some new friends (such as Hubba Bubba and Trident), but nothing seems to completely fill the void left behind when I stopped smoking cigarettes.
I realize there are several people reading this right now and shaking their heads in confusion. 'Cigarettes are friends?' or 'It is unhealthy, your body is thanking you' are what I imagine most are considering while reading. However illogical or difficult for a non-smoker to understand, cigarettes were my friends and, at least in my mind's eye, helped me through some very difficult situations. While I realized the medical community's ire for them, I'm still not convinced that they are any more unhealthy than other items in which people partake. For instance, I wasn't washing my troubles away with a bottle of wine and then driving around town.
My reasons for quitting are many. Primary was the want of my children for me to do so. Secondary was my personal want to smell better. I think, if I'm honest with myself and you, I'll have to admit that mostly I quit because I wanted to prove to myself that I could. I needed to know that no matter how much I had become use to my little tobacco friends, I was still in charge.
One thing which did not factor into setting the cigs down was the proposed $1 per pack tax going through the legislature at the time. The more I think about this tax, however, the more I believe it will end up causing more problems than it solves.
Proponents of the tax increase have stated that the dollar will be funneled into healthcare expenses -- in particular, new healthcare expenses for the state. They also voice their hope that the tax will both discourage young people from starting to smoke and will encourage existing smokers to either cut down or quit. Quite frankly, those goals -- use of the tax money for new services and smoking prevention -- are in direct competition. Consider the ramifications to one if the other succeeds:
If the monies are successful in creating a new healthcare program it will take progressively more and more funding to maintain the same set of services. (Statewide, our population is increasing with each census.) Therefore the legislature will need to either find a new way to supplement the $1 per pack tax, will have to increase the tax or will need more people to smoke and pay the $1 per pack tax.
On the flip side, if the tax is successful as a stop-smoking incentive how will the state fund the new healthcare initiatives? Obviously, the government has a dollar figure in mind for their healthcare budgeting. How many smokers does the state require to meet that goal? Also, if the people enacting this law agree that smoking is one of the world's greatest evils, why are they willing to base so much on what is obviously 'blood money'?
While this little diatribe of a former smoker has cost me some points in liberal circles, my concerns are valid. No matter the outcome of the $1 pack tax increase, there will come a time when the legislature will need more money from all of us in order to fund their new healthcare initiatives. Because of that it's too bad that the people of Iowa haven't been able to debate the new initiatives as much as they have the $1 per pack.
Finally, this article was written with the expressed intent of ignoring the proposed smoking ban. Because when you add that proposed legislation (which looks like it will pass and let the government decide whether there can be smoking in private businesses) with the budget and the tax increase, it pretty much seals the deal that our legislature has serious mental defects.
You know, I have a spreadsheet showing my children purchased 100,000 packs of bubblegum last year. I've informed them that from now on I'll be charging them an extra dime for each pack of gum they buy. We'll be using the dime to remodel our kitchen. I've further informed them that not only will gum chewing be banned in our home, I've told neighboring parents, their school and the local police department to help me enforce a community-wide chewing ban (because the sugars can be so hard on the teeth). Finally, because the remodel of the kitchen is more of a necessity than a luxury, I'm prepared to pull money from the children's allowances if the gum tax doesn't provide what's expected... but that final piece of information is on a strictly need to know basis.