FADE IN: You're looking into your lover's eyes whose pupils have metamorphosed into green flashing lights, indicating the love train is right on schedule, and before you can blink, the green lights flash red and you get the pull-back, followed by "Say something romantic" as she probes your slumbering soul through your now dilated pupils.
Granted, most experienced lovers bred out of the Boy Scout always-be-prepared ilk have cataloged a number of responses in their mental rolodex, under "E" for Emergency, for such occasions. But execution is not always a guarantee in these on-the-spot moments, especially when your hormones are doing everything in their power to execute a coup d'etat on your brain.
My good friend T.M. Lindsey, a master at satire and author of the new blog, goes on to to offer some suggestions for those not romantically inclined, but you'll have to check the introductory post on his new blog, Say Something Funny, to read them.
Go ahead... you know you want to...
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