Last night I attended the Republican Party of Iowa's Rising Star event. On a scale of one to four stars (like a hotel), I would give the event one star.
The Sherman Hoyt Place is a spectacular place to hold an event. The elegance of the theater and the beautiful art through out the building are second to none. As we entered the event we went to the will-call table. We met the first of many "red shirts". The people working on the event all wore red shirts that had monograms with the event logo. The "red shirt" suggested we stop by the bar.
The bar. A folding table with young ladies handing out bottles of beer, water, soda and glasses of wine. The surprising thing about the bar, you had to pay dearly for everything. A bottle of water and a small soda each cost $2, beer and wine were $3 - $4. No free water. I thought it odd that we would have to pay for water and sodas but the best was yet to come.
We entered into the rooms displaying the art and joined the others milling about. There were no tables set up with finger foods, hot foods, cold foods, nothing but a small bowl of chex mix. I do not recall if napkins were available.
As you meandered through the building you would come to "stations" that had one of the rising stars standing next to a bowl of chex mix and a large plastic standing sign with the representative's name on it.
We did make it to all of the stations and did see all of the rising stars. Some were upstairs and some were downstairs. I could not detect if there were any method to the way they positioned the stars.
Continuing our tour of the stars, we found the entrance to the theater. A couple of red shirts were standing guard. They told to go upstairs to the balcony. Did we look that out of place that we weren't welcome on the floor? Perhaps we were supposed to have a special sign or password. As we made it to the balcony and saw how many seats were available at the lower level, we went back down and found an entrance that was not being guarded by red shirts! We made it in!!!
Whew, that was a lot of excitement for a little while. We mingled with friends and finally sat down. Soon after the voice came over the sound system telling us to please find our seats. Then, believe it or not, we were told to Twitter the event! I couldn't resist. I pulled my blackberry out and I twittered. Right there in public, in front or behind everyone! How exciting! We were again told to take our seats and to twitter.
The music began blaring in the room and lights were flashing all different colors. It just didn't seem to fit the elegance of the room. The show began and I was disappointed almost immediately. I might as well have been at Terrible's Casino with a crowd watching a football game. Then I began to think. Scary, I realize, the new chair, Matt Strawn, is one of the owners of the Barnstormers football team. Now, it all makes sense. He wants to turn our event into one of his events that he has with rowdy football fans sitting around drinking beer! He succeeded.
I enjoyed listening to the main speaker of the evening. Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour, the Chair of the Republican Governor's Association thanks to Governor Sanford.
This small town Mississippi native had a charm unlike the politicians we usually hear. He was soft spoken and charming. It was my first time to hear the Governor deliver a speech and I do hope it is not the last. Amazingly, he used no notes.
I heard some groans, albeit quite ones, around as people reacted to his unity message. It was a message for Republicans to unite and to stop letting things divide us. Ya know, those things like pro-life and pro-choice candidates. Ya know, I do believe the Governor might have something there.
The Rising Stars of the event were not up on the stage. I suspect it was a cloudy night and it was just difficult to see the stars. We were treated to videos of the stars. The only video that I liked was Star Renee Schulte. The rest did not seem as professional. Why videos? Strawn did not want the people to ramble on, like politicians do. I paid good money to listen to these people!
This part of the event was lame. Very lame. No wonder they had to have loud music and lights. They had to distract us from how very pathetic this event was.
If Matt Strawn wants to turn the Republican Party of Iowa into a bunch of beer drinking young professionals he can have at it. It is a very fortunate thing that we Republican voters do not need the Republican Party of Iowa to do a damn thing. We are quite capable of deciding which of our candidates we want to elect. We are quite capable of realizing our Representatives are working hard and most of them would like to be re-elected.
I just can't wait to see what Matt Strawn does next. Maybe, he'll bring cheerleaders next time! I'd like to see the Dallas Cowboy girls myself.
Governor Barbour said that the public is a lot smarter than politicians give them credit for. So true, we are also a hell of a lot smarter than RPI thinks we are.


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